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I’ve been unlucky enough to have been in quite a few tornadoes, growing up in Kentucky. I even watched one while sitting on the runway in an airplane in Miami, waiting to take off. It’s truly remarkable to consider how powerful Mother Nature can be, and how infinitesimal we humans are when she gets angry.

This gets so scientific and bogged down in technical lingo, I just can’t understand it!!! Though I do know one thing: we all need a little penis power.

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I still own two albums. The Police masterpiece and, yes, I ain’t afraid to admit it, Thriller. This van could come in handy.

My cousin’s neighbor’s step-brother had a friend in Andover Ohio who ate a mento after drinking a Diet Coke and his stomach like totally exploded. No really it did.

I do think it is a little odd that Buzz Aldrin waited so long to talk about this. Perhaps it was a desire to return to the limelight again before living out his final years. Perhaps what he says is true. Either way, there are documentable facts surrounding the Apollo 11 mission to the moon that go unexplained, and someone knows the Truth.

Having seen a UFO in broad daylight myself, I tend to believe him.