Apparently the guy collapsed on the field because he has some kind of heart condition. Luckily, he had an internal defibrillator implanted in his chest, which kicks into gear at the 15 second mark. Watch for his legs to shake. Wow!

The creepiest person on the Internet has officially been found. Wow. This is really, really, weird.

Never have I seen a better explanation of what the Kentucky Derby is and how it got its name. You might agree.

Congrats guys, and thanks for restoring our place atop the world on the basketball court!

Of course, he’s out for the rest of the season, but he’d get my vote just for this promotion.