Dec 12


This is by far the most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my life. What self-respecting video producer would ever associate him or herself with such a piece of crap? For that matter, what key grip or camera person could ever bring themselves to go to work, knowing they were contributing to the worst thing in the entire history of humanity? I mean, this is so wrong. Jeez.

Dec 10


I mean, if my camera pooped out pictures I know I’d be proud to hang them on the ‘fridge, right near all the food I eat. For that matter, I’m sure my grandmother would like them for similar reasons.

Oct 25


This is pretty freaky, just in time for Halloween. A guy at work clued me in to the existence of the Tree Man (thanks, JT). At first, I thought it was some kind of hoax, but after watching this, I realized it is not. Wow.

Sep 25


If anyone can do it, Caribou Barbie can!

Jun 09


I know every one of you has spent at least 3 minutes of your life wondering what Grimace is. I hate to think how many collective hours (days? weeks?) that is for humanity to have wasted.

The big purple thing that hangs around Ronald McDonald had a gangsta’s roots, apparently. Somewhere along the way, Ronald must have slapped him silly with a big greasy french fry and converted him from the Dark Side. It looks like Ronald chopped off four of his arms in the process, because these days, Grimace only has 2.