The Best of YouTube

Grimace. Before the dismemberment. Before he was good.

person — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:19:32 +0000

I know every one of you has spent at least 3 minutes of your life wondering what Grimace is. I hate to think how many collective hours (days? weeks?) that is for humanity to have wasted.

The big purple thing that hangs around Ronald McDonald had a gangsta’s roots, apparently. Somewhere along the way, Ronald must have slapped him silly with a big greasy french fry and converted him from the Dark Side. It looks like Ronald chopped off four of his arms in the process, because these days, Grimace only has 2.

F5 Tornado Hits Bank

will — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:13:00 +0000

I’ve been unlucky enough to have been in quite a few tornadoes, growing up in Kentucky. I even watched one while sitting on the runway in an airplane in Miami, waiting to take off. It’s truly remarkable to consider how powerful Mother Nature can be, and how infinitesimal we humans are when she gets angry.

Happy Mothers Day MILF’s

will — Sun, 11 May 2008 00:40:50 +0000

I kinda felt obliged to post this, since it’s the Mother’s Day weekend and all. Thanks for the link, Tony!

UTFO - Roxanne, Roxanne

will — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:26:20 +0000

1984. 8th Grade. Band class. The drummer. Since I was the only kid in school that played drums, I got put in the high school band too.

That was the scenario. Each day I’d come to class, the skinny white dork, sitting behind the row of brass instruments, played by 11th and 12th grade guys. So much I learned about African America culture that year. By the end of the first week, it was my duty to lay down the beat to this song, among many others (RUN DMC, Whodini, LL Cool J and more), while the guys stood around me and rapped. Man, did I wish I was black.

This song’s beat is still emblazoned upon my mind, as it forever shall be. Don’t forget the follow-up song, Roxanne’s Revenge.

Rilo Kiley - Silver Lining

will — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:02:46 +0000

A very catchy tune by a very cool band. And a cool video to boot!

Not sure why, but I really dig this band’s singles, ever since Portions for Foxes came out. I’m gonna try to catch them next time they come through Asheville!

Kobe Bryant Commercial Proven to be Fake

will — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:43:23 +0000

Looks pretty rational to me. Even if the car did actually go by, he was standing next to it, not in front of it. However, I’d still be willing to bet Kobe Bryant actually *could* do that stunt, thought I’m sure the shoes would have nothing to do with it.

Soulja Boy Got Hella Pimple Oh His Face

will — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:19:22 +0000

Ok…this may be gross to some, funny to others, and kinky to a few.

Whatever the case, I laughed when this was the first video returned on a search for ‘pimple’ in Youtube.

Oopsy

will — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:35:47 +0000

Sorry about that, folks. Some assneck script kiddie found a back door into this web site through the antiquated message board I had running here, and replaced your favorite Best of Youtube site with a page full of spam links!

Unfortunately, this happened while I was out of town, and I didn’t find out about it until today. So for about 3 days, you were served spam instead of Youtube videos.

I fixed everything up though, and things should be back within acceptable operating parameters now. Enjoy!

The Whappers - Note On The Pillow

will — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:21:34 +0000

The band I play in, recorded by TBoY’s own CHAAA.

Jimmy Kimmel is F@cking Ben Affleck

will — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:05:02 +0000

This is hilarious on many, many levels. The best part is when they sing “Just ask Huey…”. How many celebs can you count?